Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hilton High Honors

So I went to visit Steffy at the Hilton today.

Lady: I got locked out of my room.
Steffy: ........oh did you want to get back in?
Lady: ........*silence*..........

Man: So does my card get me into my room?
Steffy: Let me see your card.
Man: hands her his car keys

Conclusion: Hilton rocks.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009


I'm going to work on being quiet and listening more. I've had a real problem with that lately, and I think it's because I have ADD, or maybe just because I have bad manners. I don't know which. Anyway, I've been getting really sweaty when I run lately. I didn't used to ever, and I didn't used to smell bad either, but now I do both. I don't know if I'm supposed to say "used to" or "use to". I think maybe I'm going through menopause. Or maybe my deodorant has gone bad. Should I try rubbing deodorant all over my whole body? I wore my retainer for the first time in forever last night, and now my teeth hurt so bad. I'd rather just have crooked teeth. K. Bye.