Shut up. Please. Thank you.

Jeff took me to a play last night. I told him I hate play's, but he insisted on taking me on a "date". I told him I hate dates too, but he doesn't care. Anyway, I don't know what the plot was, or who fell in love with who, or how it ended. All I remember is that there was a lady behind me repeating every line to someone next to her and laughing. If Jeffrey hadn't been with me I would have followed that lady home and egged her house. Dear play lady- We're all in the same room. We heard what they said, and in case you didn't know, you are not in the play. Dear Jeffrey- If you ever take me to a play again I will egg YOUR house.